Just for laugh
After reading Char's blog, i find tis interesting!! Purely for entertainment.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about 8piece Gang:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about 8piece Gang:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Weiling!
- Weiling became extinct in England in 1486. (Den wat am I?)
- Weiling has a memory span of three seconds! (Yah, i noe i have short term memory. No need to state the obvious)
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by weiling.
- Weiling will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music! (HEY, THIS SOUND WRONG!! I noe i like to listen to music, but i dun like to drink milk!!)
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled weiling.
- It takes more than 500 peanuts to make weiling. (WOW, I'm so ex. According to SM Goh's wife, 1 peanuts = $10K, so i cost more than $5,000,000!! o_O millionaire)
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with weiling and water.
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain weiling! (tt's why i like to eat dark chocolate...got me inside!!^_^)
- It took weiling 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. (Does it mean i'm equal to 2000 men? Wow...i'm so strong)
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by weiling! (so i shall hit more animals! OH NO, abusing of animal!!)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Regina!
- Regina is the world's tallest woman. (But i'm taller than her!)
- Lightning strikes Regina over seven times every hour. (tt's why she got lotsa ideas)
- Regina never said 'Play it again, Sam'! (Huh?? She will say, 'Let's do it again, Christine!')
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have Regina floating in their swimming pools. (tt's sound horrible)
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Regina. (Ya, and the one i noe is unique)
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Regina.
- When provoked, Regina will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. (I shall nv provoke her, dun wanna to die so soon)
- Regina cannot swim! (NO!!)
- Reginaicide is the killing of Regina! (Rubbish...Lame...kill her for wat...)
- In Chinese, the sound 'Regina' means 'bite the wax tadpole'. (You think i dunnoe chinese arh!! Regina & wax tadpole no link!!)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Christine!
- Christine is actually a fruit, not a vegetable! (Neither, she is human)
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat christine, though it may feel uncomfortable!
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of christine!
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil christine. (tt's sound like egg)
- Christine is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. (Strong/firm yet gentle to friends)
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in christine. (I dunnoe tt she is so SIAN(bore))
- Banging your head against christine uses 150 calories an hour. (I shall bang more with my legs, can slim them down)
- A thimbleful of christine would weigh over 100 million tons. (den wat will 'fei fei shen dian xia' be? infinity tons?)
- Cats use their christine to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with christine in your mouth. (tis's funny, she dun really like Japan)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charlene!
- All swans in England belong to Charlene! (WOW, Char u are rich, can export some to me?)
- Charlene is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- Charlene can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time! (She's bloated)
- Americans discard enough Charlene to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Charlene is incapable of sleep. (insomia?)
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Charlene. (hahaha x 10^23, this is funny! Shall stay away from her)
- Charlene can sleep for three and a half years! (Cool, longer than i do!!)
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Charlene!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Charlene in your mouth!
- Charlene was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Edmund!
- Over half of Americans are officially Edmund.
- Edmundocracy is government by Edmund! (Tis is Ed's dream!! President of USA or Singapore)
- Half a cup of Edmund contains only seventeen calories. (Sorry, it's way beyond tt)
- Edmund is the world's smallest mammal. (hey, i'm smaller than him)
- Devoid of his cells and proteins, Edmund has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- Antarctica is the only continent without Edmund. (such a common name, of cos lah)
- If you drop Edmund from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground. (This is common sense, from 102-story to ground, principle of free fall, do u study physics?)
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Edmund.
- On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Edmund! (Ed, you are popular!!)
- If you lick Edmund ten times, you will consume one calorie. (OMG!! nv...)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jian Ming!
- More people are killed by Jian Ming each year than die in aeroplane accidents. (So Jm's part-time is assassin)
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Jian Ming. (MEN? USE JM? o_O OMG!!)
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Jian Ming as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Jian Ming is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
- Jian Ming once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest! (Tie with ZR)
- Jian Mingology is the study of Jian Ming! (No comment)
- Jian Ming has three eyelids. (HUH?!)
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jian Ming. (my ear itches is none of jm's business)
- Jian Ming is incapable of sleep.
- Jian Ming can live for up to a week without a head. (THIS IS REALLY COOL!! Shall chop off his to experiment! ^_^)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wilson!
- A thimbleful of Wilson would weigh over 100 million tons. (tt's impossible)
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Wilson.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Wilson!
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Wilson! ( Him?? i think is diamond 3)
- If you lace Wilson from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
- Wilson can last longer without water than a camel can. (He can survive with his saliva!)
- Worldwide, Wilson is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects. (so it's good to bring him to camp, can be purchase in AJC or Yew Tee)
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Wilson! (isn't it obvious?)
- Wilson can use only about ten percent of his brain!
- US gold coins used to say 'In Wilson we trust'.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zhongru!
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Zhongru. (YuCKs, Smelly)
- California is the biggest exporter of Zhongru in the world. (So ZR is from California. I thought he is a prince(decendent) of a unknown dynasty in China?)
- Zhongru once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. (Tie with JM)
- Zhongru was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants! (hahaha, no pants? so 'A')
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Zhongru into a volcano it would stop erupting! (can import from California)
- Zhongru can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders. (Spider Demon?)
- Zhongruicide is the killing of Zhongru.
- If you drop Zhongru from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground. (Same resultant force as ED)
- Devoid of his cells and proteins, Zhongru has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- Never store Zhongru at room temperature! (WHY?? he is too reactive, explosive, hazardous, hot, cold or wat?)
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